this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
i hate people who are older than you who think they know more than you like what u know more about? funeral plans? hearing aids? old bitch
nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
the problem with rich people is that i am not one
*gets down on one knee* i still cant believe u dont know how to tie your own fucking shoes
most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge